Rob Haley (Dougray Scott), an up-and-coming chef and restaurateur in London, is grief-stricken when he loses his wife. With encouragement from his infamous friend and real life TV Chef Gordon Ramsay, Rob decides to spice up his life by turning a run-down country pub into a gourmet restaurant. His food catches the eye - and taste buds - of beautiful American food critic Kate Templeton (Claire Forlani) and they soon both write a recipe for love that leaves both their hearts - and their stomachs - in full.
Here is a new British film with an eternal, timeless kind of embarrassing awfulness.
The cast perform as if they had never acted before in their lives. Gordon Ramsay, who has never acted before, can't even do a convincing impersonation of himself.
Awful British romcom.
Astonishingly amateur and awful.
If you smell something rotten wafting from the multiplex this weekend, it's likely to be Dougray Scott's new film, a British comedy bad enough to end careers and result in angry calls for refunds at the ticket office.
So bad it's hilarious.
Ham, corn and cheese are the only things this kitchen is serving up - even before Gordon Ramsay's awful cameo.
Warm, sweet and undemanding, this is top cinematic comfort food.
General release. Check local listings for show times.