And now a word from Lorna Irvine about a production that's on limited offer.
Ladies! Is your porcelain fetish the only thing getting you through a hard office day, dreaming of an all-consuming affair with John? Scrubbing and spraying not quite hitting the spot? Why not try our special patented Sanitise? It's guaranteed to leave you gagging for more.
With a special blend of Vaudeville clowning and saucy parody, Melanie Jordan, aka The Germinator, will fulfil all your OCD/hoarder/body dysmorphia needs! It's right there, in her demented glare and warping Dorian Grey self-worth.
Caitlin Skinner's sparkling direction and slow reveals really get into the corners; while Calum MacAskill's video work, augmented by cute/creepy animation by Lubin Lone, is stainless--just look at that shine!
Want to embrace your inner dominatrix/submissive but can't decide? Alice Wilson's absurd vertiginous red shoes, corset and whip, standing for all that is commodified in female desire, should be right up your alley, madam!
You know it makes sense.
No, you are a good girl-pure and clean.
No, you are a bad-ass! Cover yourself in filth!
Clean! Consume! Pout and preen! Dance! Dance some more to Prince and Barry White! Repeat until almost suicidal! Be a cliché--it's what's expected of you! It's fifty shades of so wrong, it's right!
Hurry, while stocks still last...
Sanitise is on tour until February 21st
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