It is crass and charmless: one to miss.
What a charmless embarrassment.
Only 30 per cent of the gags work, while appearances from TV soap favourites Martin Kemp, Gemma Atkinson and Billy Murray reinforce the suspicion the film's real home is the small screen.
About as funny and erotic as a young Conservatives speed-dating evening chaperoned by Ann Widdecombe.
Small mercies like a few snigger-earning cameos and a single likeable character (Stephanie Leonidas’ Patch) can’t break the losing streak.
General release. Check local listings for show times.