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Thing, The (15)

Horror, Mystery, Sci-Fi

At an Antarctica research site, the discovery of an alien craft leads to a confrontation between graduate student Kate Lloyd and scientist Dr. Sander Halvorson.

More information on this production is available at www.thethingmovie.co.uk.

The critical consensus

Carpenter’s film offered similar gross out moments, but remains a model of austerity compared to this shapeless mess of a rip-off.

**(*)(*)(*)Eddie Harrison, The List, 09/11/2011

By no means the finessed work of a Carpenter; more an enthusiastic DIY expert who read the instructions once and reckons he can manage. Which means that the shelves are a bit wonky, but at least they'll stay in place.

***(*)(*)Chris Hewitt, Empire Online, 28/11/2011

The Thing of the 1950s reflected our paranoia about ordinary Americans infested with Communism, while Carpenter nailed the 1980s obsession with animatronic effects, gore and goo. The purpose of this new-fangled Thing, however, rather escapes me.

**(*)(*)(*)Siobhan Synnot, The Scotsman, 28/11/2011

A solid, reverential riff on a horror/sci-fi masterpiece. The frequent homages (including applying Carpenter’s score to the full-circle finale) are welcome, though they remind viewers how much this has to live up to.

***(*)(*)Jamie Graham, Total Film, 28/11/2011

While short on originality, it does offer some fun variations on the iconic moments from Carpenter’s version as well as a nail-biting mix of tension, paranoia and gruesome effects.

***(*)(*)Rob Carnevale, The Herarld, 01/12/2011

It’s well made, with some impressive effects and one or two tense scenes, but the overwhelming feeling is of déjà vu.

**(*)(*)(*)Henry Fitzherbert, Daily Express, 01/12/2011

Nary an original bone in this monster’s body, but effective nonethleless.

Ashley Clark, Little White Lies, 01/12/2011

Tension’s Awol right through this, and the effects are wildly uneven.

**(*)(*)(*)Tim Robey, The Telegraph, 01/12/2011

Dutch director Matthijs van Heijningen Jr lets rip with all manner of CGI trickery (and indulges his inner fanboy with a scene-setting coda that makes use of Carpenter’s spooky synth score), but there’s no shock value or tension.

**(*)(*)(*)Alistair Harkness, The Scotsman, 02/12/2011

Efficient rather than inspired.

**(*)(*)(*)Allan Hunter, Daily Express, 02/12/2011

The themes of paranoia and isolation are the same as in Carpenter's film, but the effects just aren't a patch on those in the original movie.

***(*)(*)Daily Record, 02/12/2011

I jumped out of my seat a couple of times during this sci-fi chiller, in part because I could barely remember John Carpenter's original movie from 1982.

Anthony Quinn, The Independent, 02/12/2011

Even for empty calorie thrills, this is not up to scratch.

**(*)(*)(*)Phelim O'Neill, The Guardian, 01/12/2011

Another gore-fest.

**(*)(*)(*)Daily Mail, 02/12/2011

Not bad, but what Cole Porter might dismiss as just one of those things.

Philip French, The Observer, 04/12/2011


Features about Thing, The (15)

The Thing--still mutating after all these years

John Patterson, The Guardian, 26/11/2011

Thing, The (15)

Where and when?

General release. Check local listings for show times.

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