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Tortoise in Love (12A)

Tortoise in Love (12A)

Comedy

Tom, gardener at the big house, can talk to plants but not to women. When beautiful Polish au pair Anya arrives for the summer, Tom falls for her catastrophically like the felling of one of the giant trees he cares for in the grounds.


The critical consensus

Whatever its shortcomings next to professional product, its existence alone is cheering.

**(*)(*)(*)Andrew Lowry, Total Film, 03/07/2012

It's gentle, well-meaning, a bit watery.

**(*)(*)(*)Peter Bradshaw, The Guardian, 12/07/2012

Bravo to their endeavour, if not to the impossibly laboured jokes, the hopeless acting and the air of utter inconsequence.

**(*)(*)(*)Anthony Quinn, The Independent, 13/07/2012

Laugh-out-loud humour and a replacement for Hugh Grant replacement. Bish bosh.

Anna Pintus, Little White Lies, 12/07/2012

Coming over like a collaboration between untutored admirers of Richard Curtis and Benny Hill.

Philip French, The Observer, 15/07/2012

Where and when?

General release. Check local listings for show times.

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