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Watch, The (15)

Watch, The (15)

Comedy, Sci-Fi

Suburban dads who form a neighborhood watch group as a way to get out of their day-to-day family routines find themselves defending the Earth from an alien invasion.


The critical consensus

An unabashed crowd-pleaser...squarely down to its uproarious banter, co-scripted by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg and delivered with aplomb by an on-form ensemble.

***(*)(*)Emma Simmonds, The List, 14/08/2012

By the end you want to mercy-shoot everyone involved.

*(*)(*)(*)(*)Nigel Andrews, Financial Times, 23/08/2012

The result of all this is an extraordinarily lame sci-fi caper – the type of film one might imagine being dreamt up by someone charged with updating Ghostbusters having only seen Ghostbusters II.

*(*)(*)(*)(*)Alistair Harkness, The Scotsman, 23/08/2012

Lacking the bite of Attack The Block, Stiller and co. are happy to fall back on their usual shtick, with director Schaffer providing barely enough juice to power the laughs.

**(*)(*)(*)William Thomas, Empire Online, 20/08/2012

This comedy about a small-town Ohio neighbourhood watch team battling aliens has a cast to kill for but is totally laugh free.

*(*)(*)(*)(*)Catherine Shoard, The Guardian, 23/08/2012

Lazy and indulgent, it's about as funny as being burgled while you are away on holiday.

*(*)(*)(*)(*)Alison Rowat, The Herald, 23/08/2012

Nobody emerges from this smelling of roses and Vaughn is now officially the Hollywood star you would most like to see announcing their retirement.

*(*)(*)(*)(*)Allan Hunter, Daily Express, 24/08/2012

The plotting is so haphazard and the dialogue so tin-eared that this soon becomes a very painful watch indeed.

*(*)(*)(*)(*)Geoffrey Macnab, The Independent, 24/08/2012

The Watch is unwatchable.

(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)Chris Tookey, Daily Mail, 24/08/2012

Altogether a deeply dislikable damp squib of a picture.

Philip French, The Observer, 26/08/2012

Seems to be promising prospect on paper, but is abysmal on the screen.

Nicholas Barber, The Independent on Sunday, 26/08/2012

Where and when?

General release. Check local listings for show times.

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