The crowd laps up the Glasgow-specific humour, while the chaos of the second act is all part of the fun.
The audience deserve better. Actually, the cast deserve better.
It all makes for silly, undemanding, old-time variety, knockabout fare that does exactly what it says on the tin, and it's sure to send Pavilion panto regulars home happy.
A double take for Panto's line-up
Nieve Jennings reveals her tips for surviving panto season
Panto star Dean Park on 25 years of playing the dame
Cat Harvey warns panto audience to expect 'high jinx' in Robin Hood
Colin and Justin: 'interior design and panto are quite linked'
Curtain up: a look behind the scenes of pantomime
Dean's on toast after Red Cross rap over kit
Pavilion Theatre, Glasgow from Wednesday December 1, 2010, until Saturday January 22, 2011. More info: www.paviliontheatre.co.uk