Elba is genuinely great as the tormented Roland, but the film does its best to suffocate him under a mountain of plot-heavy nonsense. Disappointing.
As baffling as it is dull, The Dark Tower is a disappointment for both hardcore fans and the King-curious. Stick with the books.
As the heroes rush from one set-piece to the next battling monsters and shooting bullets there's little tension or gravitas attached to their journey. Arcel rarely conveys a sense of crippling fear to the audience, despite the fate of the entire universe being at stake.
The film is an unwieldy mish-mash of sci-fi, western and a Huck Finn-like kids’ yarn, with some Harry Potter elements thrown in for good measure.
Dull, cheap-looking.
Not even bad enough to be fun.
Too many genres spoil the interdimensional broth in this adaptation starring Idris Elba.
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