A priest disobeys church law to track down the vampires who kidnapped his niece.
Promising premise, potentially meaty issues, but the result aspires to be little more than fancy-looking demo video for your next HD-TV. Another shoddy 3D conversion job, too.
Priest is too pompous and guarded to let you chuckle, even at its expense.
Drab, eye-rollingly stupid and with noisy effects to drown out audience snores, Priest is just about as bad as it gets.
Sounds like fun but it's a penance to sit through.
Nothing gels.
General release. Check local listings for show times.