SOLD OUT (returns only) 12 Days of Christmas. The Citizens Community Company return with their annual seasonal satirical glance at all the things we love to hate about Christmas. A laugh out loud escape from the festive madness and a very special night out for adults only. Read more …
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my ex-burd sent to me: Twelve angels shopping, Eleven pipes bursting, Ten chancers chancing, Nine mingers dancing, Eight elves a-drinking, Seven loans a-looming, Six rounds too many, Five onion rings, Four nasty neighbours, Three polis men, Two santas fighting And my car keys in a pear tree.
Sells out every year - book early!
"12 Days of Wicked Christmas" just isn't enough - we're hoping next year they give us a "Wicked Christmas Advent Calendar" with the full 24!
The whole telly-watching, sweetie-guzzling ritual that amounts to Christmas Day for many is sent up, then offset by some gentle anecdotes that celebrate kindness, the true spirit of giving and the value of sharing.
Bah humbug: Wicked Christmas at the Citizens Theatre is naughty but nice
Citizens' Theatre, Glasgow from Wednesday December 15, 2010, until Saturday December 18, 2010. More info: www.citz.co.uk