A weekend at a lake house in the Louisiana Gulf turns into a nightmare for seven vacationers as they are subjected to shark attacks.
Hampered by a commercial coyness that skimps on the grue and cuts out celebrity skin entirely, leaving you with nothing more than a few poke-y moments and wistful memories of Piranha 3D.
Ellis certainly knows how to make the 3D pop for 91 minutes of glossy vacuous entertainment, but you can’t ignore the fact Shark Night 3D is kinda rubbish.
General release. Check local listings for show times.
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