After the events at Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into a newly opened waterpark.
Not even The Hoff can save this one.
Despite the title, less a jiggle-fest than Piranha, and thrown together lazily: the fish attacks are nothing you’ve not seen before. Still, amid the shambles there’s a fair amount of Saturday night entertainment. Caution: not suitable for Sunday morning.
“Welcome to rock bottom!” sighs Hasselhoff at one stage, pretty much summing up this textbook exercise in sloppy seconds. Here’s hoping the piranhas have a better agent than he does.
General release. Check local listings for show times.
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