It may be the most staggeringly perfunctory piece of filmmaking I have ever seen.
Saddled with a script that must have taken longer to read than it did to write.
The only funny moment in 80-odd turgid minutes of total drivel is when the credits roll and a split screen reveals the outtakes.
Spice Girls The Movie. Guest House Paradiso. Lesbian Vampire Killers. You have company...
Makes the worst of the Carry On films look like Woody Allen.
Atrocious.
A turkey.
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