As a conceited scholar of the Ming Dynasty, Wei Yangsheng believes that since life is short, one should pursue the ultimate sexual pleasure as time allows.
Wei Yangsheng encounters Tie Fei the Taoist priest's daughter, Tie Yuxiang, on an occasion. With the former's talent and the latter's beauty, they fall in love at first sight, and Wei Yangsheng is later married into the Tie's family. Yuxiang is elegant and courteous under the influence of her father's faith, though her lack of passion cannot fully satisfy Wei Yangsheng's sexual needs. His disappointment is no less than his affection for her. Read more …
If three-dimensional boobs are your thing, this Chinese skinfest ticks some boxes. If not, this packs all the sexual thrills of a baguette. Avoid like a case of the crabs.
Nubile concubines writhe naked in Ho’s pleasure cave, huge CG horse cocks – among other things – assault the screen and the general mood is Mortal Kombat meets Up Pompeii, or a sex panto sans song-and-dance numbers.
Torture porn fodder.
Ooo-er. The recent 3D Lovers Guide was sexier and more three-dimensional.
There are certain scenes...that I never thought to see, and afterwards rather wished I hadn't.
Big in the Far East - but so is bird flu.
An erotic comedy that's surely one of the most insane films to hit cinemas all year.
Extremely dull.
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